The People’s Sunday School
Young folks, old folks, everybody come, Join the people’s Sunday School, make yourselves at home Please to check your i-phones and Bluetooths at the door And you’ll hear some Bible stories that you never heard before.
Adam was a gardener and Eve, she was his spouse They got the sack for stealing fruit and went to keeping house They lived a very quiet life and peaceful in the main Until they had a baby and started raising Cain.
Joseph was a shepherd, he kept his father’s goats His father used to dress him in the very loudest coats His brothers the got jealous and they threw him in a well Joseph went to Heaven and the brothers went to Hell.
Pharaoh had a daughter, she had a winsome smile She found the infant Moses a-floating on the Nile She took him to her father with an old familiar tale Which is just about as probable as Jonah and the whale.
Jonah was an emigrant, so runs the Bible tale He took a steerage passage on a trans-atlantic whale Jonah in the belly of whale felt quite compressed She pushed a little button and the whale did the rest.
Salomi was a dancer and she danced before the king She wiggled and she wobbled and she shook most everything The king said to Salomi, “We’ll have no scandal here” “The hell we won’t”, Salomi said, and kicked the chandelier.
God made Satan & Satan made sin God made a hot place to put Satan in Satan didn’t like it, so he said he wouldn’t stay He’s been acting like the devil – ever since that day.
(Original is VERY politically incorrect, in “Song Fest” which has music. See 1st stanza for word changes by me. May pass the “woke” test? I have not sung this in public.)
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