The Bumper Stickers Song
My son Dwayne is the Student of the Month At the Harold C. Crittenden Junior High I’m so proud of my son Dwayne That I could almost cry – I could almost cry!
My kid Snake is the Inmate of the Month At the Alameda County Juvenile Hall I’m so sicka that SOB - I think I’ll have a beer.
My dog “Puff” is the Poodle of the Month At the “No Bad Dogs Obedience School” I’m so proud of my poodle “Puff” I’m grinning like a fool – I’m grinning like a fool!
My dog “Spike” is the Pit-bull of the Month At Mad Dog Mulligan’s Bar and Grill I’m so proud of my dog “Spike” - I think I’ll have a beer.
My Daughter Beth’s the Ballerina of the Month At the Isadora Duncan School of Dahnce I’m so proud of my little Beth I almost wet my pahnce – I nearly wet my pahnce!
Well, Snake and Spike can whup yer Dwayne Kiss yer daughter and KILL yer dawg I’m so sick’a your bumper stickers I think I’ll trash yer car!
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