A Visit to the Dermatologist
Doctor, doctor, I've got a spot Please won't'cha tell me what it is I got? Is it just a freckle? Is it a pimple? C'mon, doc, tell me somethin' simple?
Well, young lady, you won't like my answer It's a pre-, pre-, pre- pre-, pre-, pre- CANCER! Aaaaaahhhh, aaaaaahhhh, don't tell me that! Whadda you know? I think yer talkin' thru yer hat!
Well, young lady, when you play in the sun Those U-V rays will cook ya til yer done You probably thought you'd get a nice tan Now just hold still while I freeze it with this can...
Aaaaaahhhh, aaaaaahhhh Don't zap that spot! What'cha mean "freeze" That feels damn hot!
Well, young lady, this'll sting a little bit, So just quiet down, don't have a fit! I see ten more, this'll take a while Ten more minutes of service with a smile!
Aaaaaahhhh, aaaaaahhhh You're torturing me! And smiling while you do it You S. 0. B.!
Well, young lady, at last you are done I zapped every tiny little one Make an appointment, I'll see you in July Ooops, there's another one, right near your eye! Aaaaaahhhh, aaaaaahhhh, Aaaaaahhhh, aaaaaahhhh! (Should end with a scream) (tune: Twinkle twinkle little star...
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