The Knee Song
I went out one day to hike away 
And I felt a big pain in my knee
I hiked down a hill and it hurt like hell - 
There's no cartilage left in the knee
No cartilage left in the knee
No cartilage left in the knee
I hiked down a hill and it hurt like hell - 
There's no cartilage left in the knee.
I said, "This stinks", I turned to drink, 
But I still had the pain in the knee.
Doc said, "You moan, coz it's bone on bone, 
There's no cartilage left in the knee"
No cartilage left in the knee,
No cartilage left in the knee,
Doc said, "You moan, coz it's bone on bone,
There's no cartilage left in the knee"
Now I have a scar that goes pretty far, 
and a chrome and a plastic knee.
It hurt like hell and the drugs were swell,
But there's a chrome and a plastic knee
Chrome and a plastic knee.
Chrome and a plastic knee.
It hurt like hell but I'll soon be well, 
There's a chrome and a plastic  knee.
Now summer's here, I have no fear. 
I'm finally done with P/T.
I ride my trike on the path I like,       (you could say “bike”)
And it ain't too bad on the knee.
Chrome and a plastic knee.
Chrome and a plastic knee.
I ride my trike on a path I like,
With a chrome and plastic knee.
(Sung to the tune of Old King Cole)
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Adrienne and Peter sing The Knee Song at the Center for the Arts on July 26, 2010.

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